“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
I’m pretty sure “I miss Merlin” is just a part of my personality now.
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
I HAD AN HOUR I HAD IT PLANNED I WAS GOING TO DO SOMETHING USEFUL WHEN I TURNED ON THE COMPUTER BUT WITHOUT REALISING I’VE NOT GOT AN HOUR ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING WEBSITE.
So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this
And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH
do you ever get that feeling where you like someone so much that when they do something adorable you just sit there with butterflies in your stomach like
(◡‿◡✿) i just love you so fucking much you little fucker (◡‿◡✿)
Can we just have a punk prom where they play only punk rock music and the dress code is band shirts and ripped jeans and the dance floor is a mosh pit and its held in a crappy warehouse and yes please
you’re thinking of a concert
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
HanLock AU: Sherlock discovers Hannibal’s bad habits but unfortunately Lecter is one step ahead.
‘jesus, you’re tight,’ i say as i try to cram another goddamn book onto my bookshelf